Donna: Inquire.
>MR. SPRITE GUY TELL US YOUR NAME.
> Yes, find out his name.
You don't even WANT to know his HUMAN NAME. Of what possible use would it be to you? He is not the REAL ACTUAL train engineer guy with a fashionable dapper uniform. Instead he is an IMITATION, a ghostly spritely copy made of gooey ectoplasm. Despite having the same face and even THE SAME MEMORIES as the real guy, he is A HELPFUL CHARACTER IN THE GAME instead of a human being. If any of his friends or family ever saw him or heard from him in any way (WHICH THEY WON'T) they would scarcely recognize this gelatinous blob as the man they knew!
Anyway, there's no reason to TREAT HIM LIKE A HUMAN PERSON when he CLEARLY ISN'T ONE. Right, CONDUCTORSPRITE?