Donna: Investigate pink stuff.
what is this pink thing you stepped on
The pink thing is (or WAS) a vinyl record, of the sort you could IN THEORY play on your vintage turntable. To be specific, it was a FLOYD. The blue and black ones were ALSO FLOYDS. They were all PINK even though two of them were OBVIOUSLY NOT PINK. The logic behind this nomenclature has COMPLETELY ESCAPED YOU.
You are using THE PAST TENSE for them because they all broke whoops.
(You seem to recall having A FOURTH ONE somewhere. It is probably also broken.)