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> Hold a small memorial for those who failed to outrun it. By laughing at them.
Huh? Oh, we must mean those dead bodies in the living room. They were in no condition to outrun anything! You're pretty sure they DIED INSTANTLY when their train CRASHED INTO YOUR HOUSE.
PRETTY SURE.
That one guy who got cut in half WAS kind of funny though. You wish we could have seen the look on his face! It was great.